i-Namibia

VALENTINE, OH VALENTINE,

SAY YOU’LL BE MINE.

YOU’RE SOMMER MY SUNSHINE, MY MOON AND STARS,

MY AIROMA AIR-FRESHENER FROM THE OLD OK BAZAARS;

MY PERFUMED LOVE-LETTER, MY BREEZE IN THE NIGHT,

MY COFFEE, MY CREAMER, MY BLITZ FIRELIGHT.

MY CRIME-STOP, MY TRACKER, YOU’RE MY AZT,

MY PAP, MY MIELIE-MEAL, MY NANDO’S FOR FREE;

MY LAMPCHOP, MY DEWDROP, MY PARTNER IN CRIME,

MY CHILLIE, MY PEPPER, MY VETKOEK SUBLIME.

THE LIST IS JUST ENDLESS AND THAT ISN’T ALL,

YOU’RE MY SWEEPSTAKE, MY JACKPOT, MY DOP AND MY ZOL.

I SMAAK YOU, MY POPPIE, SO MUCH MORE THAN MY WIFE,

‘CAUSE, BABE, YOU’RE THE KETCHUP ON THE SLAP CHIPS OF LIFE

Naja, die Gefahr ist natürlich groß, dass sie das Gedicht schon kennt. Aber versuchen kann man es ja trotzdem (thanks for this post to Seth of 2oceansvibe.com)